This magnet sticks with the dedication of someone who’s been told “it’ll only take five minutes” and knows that’s a lie. Pop it on your fridge, locker, or any metal surface that needs a little more discipline—and a lot more baby-faced authority.
It’s cute. It’s confident. It’s got that “I can run this operation and still look adorable doing it” energy. If your snacks think they’re safe, this magnet is here to remind them: accountability is always on the schedule.
Product Features (my voice):
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Cut-out shape that clings like my base—loyal, persistent, slightly loud
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Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles—except I’m too busy to watch
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Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)—check your posture
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Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones—stay grounded
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Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder—I said what I said
Care Instruction:
Wipe clean like you’re preparing for inspection: quick, thorough, no excuses.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
