Cling to Greatness (Fridge Policy) Magnet - Andrew Cuomo

Look, the fridge is the kitchen’s capitol, and this magnet is your majority. It locks in the grocery list, pins down the takeout menu, and stares at leftovers with the moral authority of a budget address. Strong, glossy, reliable—exactly what you want holding the map to Nonna’s meatballs.

You want stability? This thing holds like my base and shines like my daily charts. Place it front and center. If the seltzer cans start forming a coalition, they’ll know who’s whipping the votes.

Product Features

• Cut-out shape that clings like my base

• Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles

• Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)

• Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones

• Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder

Care Instructions

Wipe it down like you’d polish a podium: quick, confident, and with due respect to the cameras.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.