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“Click. Drag. Dominate.” - Dan Bongino

“Click. Drag. Dominate.” - Dan Bongino

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Your desk needs a command center. Enter the Dan Bongino Baby Mouse Pad—bright, loud, and mission-focused. The smooth cloth top keeps your cursor gliding like a well-oiled talking point, while the rubber base locks in like a loyal audience on a Monday morning.

It’s thin enough to look sharp and thick enough to remind your wrist who’s boss. Put your mouse on my face—professionally, patriotically, and with just the right amount of chaos.

Product Features (in Dan’s voice)

  • Full front decoration — my face, your mouse, destiny

  • Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences

  • Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)

  • Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point

  • 1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident

Care Instructions

 

Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.

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