This mouse pad is for the real battlefield: emails, spreadsheets, and that one training module that takes 45 minutes to say “be responsible.” Full-coverage print means baby-Guard me is right there, supervising your cursor like a tiny NCO of productivity.
Smooth glide, firm grip, zero excuses. If I can juggle civilian life and service, you can finish that tab you’ve been ignoring. Consider this your motivational briefing—now move out.
Features (still in-character)
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Full front decoration—my face, your mouse, destiny
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Bright, intense colors—like my “who moved my coffee?” moment
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Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)
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Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a timeline
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1/16” thickness—sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care line (mouse pad specific)
Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
