Not every battle is fought with boots and rifles, some are fought with coffee, a browser tab, and a stubborn refusal to log off. This Bearded Nordic Pagan mouse pad turns your desk into a digital longship. My baby Viking face front and center, your mouse ready to chart the next move, from email skirmishes to late night research on why civilizations fall.
The surface is smooth, the colors loud, and the energy pure Quantico war speech. Park it in your home office, your command center, or that cube farm you are slowly infiltrating. Each click is one more step away from apathy and one step toward engagement.
Product Features:
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Full front decoration, my face, your mouse, destiny
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Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences
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Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding or dodging questions
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Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point
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One sixteenth inch thickness, sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care Instructions:
Spot clean it like you would sanitize a search history, warm water, a little dish soap, and no long soaking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
