“Clapback Certified” - Jasmine Crockett

Slap this on your laptop, notebook, or water bottle and let the world know you don’t just sip tea—you spill it. This sticker is the perfect tribute to my ability to roast with precision, dressed up in baby-level cuteness. It’s glossy, durable, and ready to make anything look 100% more fearless.

Why settle for bland stickers when you can carry a baby-faced congresswoman giving side-eye like it’s a constitutional right? Warning: may cause instant confidence boosts.

Features:

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care:
“Wipe me down like I wipe out weak debates: quick, clean, and decisive.”