Protect your phone like I protect the administration — with a calm tone, practiced deflection, and bulletproof spin. This dual-layer case is decked out with my baby self mid-briefing, delivering answers that say everything and nothing all at once.
Swipe left on drama, swipe right on plausible deniability. It’s press-proof, panic-resistant, and positively presidential.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Clean it like you'd clean up a press leak: quickly, and deny everything.
