Protect your phone like I protect the administration — with a calm tone, practiced deflection, and bulletproof spin. This dual-layer case is decked out with my baby self mid-briefing, delivering answers that say everything and nothing all at once.
Swipe left on drama, swipe right on plausible deniability. It’s press-proof, panic-resistant, and positively presidential.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Clean it like you'd clean up a press leak: quickly, and deny everything.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
