It’s not a typo — it’s a strategy. This tee immortalizes my most iconic tech-clapback moment in bold block letters and baby-fresh confidence. Featuring my signature smile and pearls of wisdom (literally), it’s what I wear when someone sends me AI-generated nonsense or asks if I’m worried about online trolls.
Because if you’re gonna accuse me of being a deepfake, at least spell “again” right. Try agian, honey.
Product Features:
Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, because my image deserves only the finest threads
Medium fabric weight (6.1 oz/yd²) — heavy enough to handle my baggage, light enough for your casual flex
Relaxed fit for comfort, whether you’re lounging at rallies or dodging questions
Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape better than my polling numbers
Signature sewn-in twill label — because even my tags have a pedigree
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton (sustainable, unlike my last campaign)
Care Instructions: Wash me like a viral headline: cold, quick, and just ironic enough to trend.
