Case for the People - Zohran Mamdani

Your phone deserves the protection of the people—and who better than Baby Zohran to shield it from drops, cracks, and capitalist algorithms?

It’s dual-layer, shock-absorbing, and tougher than a hostile rezoning plan. A people’s phone deserves a people’s case.

Features:

• 3D Wrap, full-coverage—like universal housing policy

• UV protection so my image survives Queens summers

• Durable outer shell tougher than city bureaucracy

• Shock-absorbing silicone liner for movement-building resilience

• Dual-layer design, built to withstand polls, drops, and activist burnout

Care: Keep it clean like you’d keep lobbyists out of campaign donations.