Your phone holds evidence of schedules, ideas, and that one text you’ll regret in discovery. Safeguard it with dual-layer protection worthy of a high-profile docket. It’s resilient under pressure and calm under cross—like a well-prepared witness.
Full-wrap artwork keeps the tone professional and the satire sharp. UV protection maintains the record despite exposure. Consider it your personal attorney… for gravity.
Product Features
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs—just like my scandals and my clarifications.
UV protection, because sunlight is good for democracy and for prints.
Durable outer shell tougher than an eight-hour oversight hearing.
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support during hot takes.
Dual-layer construction—built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums.
Care Instructions
Polish with a microfiber cloth like you’re prepping exhibits—no smudges, no drama.
