Cancun Cruz – Limited Vacation Edition

Okay, look — let me just say this up front: in hindsight, the optics? Not great.
A historic ice storm hits Texas, millions are without power, and yes — I was briefly in Cancun. With my family. Because I’m a devoted father. That’s what this was. A dad thing.

And now?
Now you can commemorate that moment of deeply misunderstood leadership with this tasteful, reasonably priced, babyfied coffee mug.

The Cancun Cruz – Limited Vacation Edition features me — well, baby me — bundled up, mask on, ready to board a flight I was absolutely going to return from immediately once the backlash started. This mug isn’t about abandoning your state. It’s about staying warm. Staying caffeinated. And staying just far enough ahead of the narrative.

☑️ Product Features:

• Full-color silhouette of Baby Ted mid-vacation-mode

• White ceramic with ORCA coating — durable, like my commitment to… return flights

• Large handle — ideal for gripping hot beverages and loosely held explanations

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike Texas infrastructure

• No quotes, just vibes — and a little passive blame-shifting

Great for sipping coffee, dodging accountability, or explaining things on live TV with sincere eyebrows and a completely coincidental suitcase in the background.

It’s not a scandal. It’s a limited edition.
And it was for the kids.