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Calm Cup, Clear Plan - Maggie Goodlander
Calm Cup, Clear Plan - Maggie Goodlander
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I like my mornings like my memos: organized, optimistic, and caffeinated. This 11oz mug features Baby Goodlander beaming with “quiet competence” energy—the perfect vessel for cocoa diplomacy or coffee-fueled consensus-building. Treat it like a collectible from a very successful committee on cheer.
When the inbox surges, take a sip, breathe, and proceed. Fewer theatrics, more results. That’s the agenda—and yes, there are cookies.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)...but don't give to real babies. I'm breakable and my contents are probably very hot!
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Wash like a talking point—warm, consistent, and perfectly on-message.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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