Cradle your phone in the same protection I offer working-class dignity. This dual-layer phone case wraps your device in “Tax the Rich” elegance, inspired by my iconic gown and unapologetically baby cheeks. It’s fierce, functional, and slightly intimidating to venture capitalists.
Because who says you can’t fight capitalism and take a good mirror selfie?
Product Features (in Baby AOC voice):
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my policies
UV protection, because even I need to block the billionaire glare
Durable outer shell stronger than my Twitter comebacks
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — made to survive drops, debates, and doomscrolling
