Modern problems, timeless solutions — and a phone case tougher than a Texas matriarch. Featuring baby-me decked in pearls and purpose, this dual-layered masterpiece deflects nonsense and absorbs tantrums (including your own).
Whether you're dialing up decorum or texting from the moral high ground, this case keeps your device as well-protected as my public image.
Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe it like a guest list — thoroughly and without second chances.
