Protect your phone the way I protect my legacy—loudly, unapologetically, and with maximum coverage. This dual-layer phone case wraps around your device tighter than a NDA, showcasing my adorable baby self ready to tweet from the cradle.
It's stylish, strong, and shockingly photogenic. Just like me, it survives drops, tantrums, and sudden indictments. Swipe right on greatness.
Features (Trump-style):
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
Wipe it down like a burner phone—discreetly, and when no one’s watching.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
