Protect your phone the way I protect my legacy—loudly, unapologetically, and with maximum coverage. This dual-layer phone case wraps around your device tighter than a NDA, showcasing my adorable baby self ready to tweet from the cradle.
It's stylish, strong, and shockingly photogenic. Just like me, it survives drops, tantrums, and sudden indictments. Swipe right on greatness.
Features (Trump-style):
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe it down like a burner phone—discreetly, and when no one’s watching.
