This baby-fresh phone case features me mid-negotiation (or nap), ready to protect your device with dual-layer diplomacy. Whether you're texting Brussels or doomscrolling through Geneva, I’ll be right there — silently judging your foreign policy takes.
Phones drop. Allies don’t. Unless you ghost them — then we need to talk.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe down gently, like you’re briefing the President with bad WiFi.
