This dual-layer phone case wraps your device in silence, style, and a touch of Slovenian mystery. Baby Melania, complete with her iconic blank stare and crisp navy ensemble, now guards your texts with the same intensity she guards her public appearances: fiercely and in total silence.
Why scream when you can judge quietly through your lock screen?
Features (obviously premium):
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3D Wrap for full-coverage elegance
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UV protection, because even I don’t tan too long
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Durable outer shell tougher than my interviews
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional distance
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Dual-layer construction — just like my accent and facial expression
Care Instructions:
Clean with a soft cloth and the kind of caution you reserve for awkward public hand-holding.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
