Your phone deserves a shield as steady as my voting record. With the “Drop-Proof Democracy” case, you’re not just protecting your phone—you’re wrapping it in Mary Gay Scanlon’s cool-headed, no-nonsense energy. I may look like a baby here, but“This phone case is like me—unshakable, mildly intimidating, and impossible to ignore. With full 3D wrap coverage, I’ll be baby-faced, smug, and staring you down every time you check your notifications.”
“Drop it, slam it, or filibuster it—it’s not going anywhere. Just like me in Kentucky.”
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Wipe it clean like I wipe the floor with Senate rookies—efficient and deliberate.”
trust me, I can handle your daily drops, spills, and breaking news alerts.
When someone spots this case, they’ll know you believe in progress that doesn’t crack under pressure. Plus, it’s way more stylish than carrying around a 900-page policy binder.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage design—like my approach to oversight
UV protection, because democracy shines brighter in sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my last round of hearings
Shock-absorbing silicone liner—because phones deserve emotional support too
Dual-layer construction—built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Wipe me down like I wipe away my opponent’s talking points—quick and decisive.”
