“Call Me Constitutional”

This phone case is like me: layered, durable, and always ready for a debate. Featuring Baby Raskin in pinstripes and pirate flair, it wraps your phone in equal parts logic and legend. From Capitol Hill to diaper spills, this case protects your device — and your democratic ideals.

Because if you’re gonna drop truth bombs, you better have a case that absorbs the fallout.

Product Features:

• 3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals

• UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight

• Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep

• Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support

• Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums

Care Instructions:
Wipe it down like a constitutional clause: carefully, and with reverence.