“Caffeinated Consensus Builder” - Chuck Schumer

You think the Senate runs on debate? Wrong. It runs on coffee. And this 11oz ceramic mug — featuring my cherubic baby face — is here to filibuster your morning routine. It’s sturdy, reliable, and somehow always in the room when deals get made. Sound familiar?

Sip from this and you’ll feel like you can balance both parties, your schedule, and maybe even your laundry. Plus, my baby blues are printed in glorious, high-resolution color — because even when I’m pouting, I’m bipartisan adorable.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Clean it like I clean up Senate messes — lots of warm water, a firm grip, and maybe a quiet prayer.”