My friends, behold the official vessel of vim and vigor—a stout 11 ounces fit for early-morning trust-busting and late-night policy. Hoist this mug like a cavalry flag at San Juan Hill and drink deeply of fortitude, caffeine, and destiny. It is the square deal of ceramics: honest, hearty, and ready to rumble.
When critics whimper, I merely top off, grin through the mustache, and declare, “Bully!” If this mug could speak, it would speak softly…and carry a big sip.
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) — the national palette, emblazoned upon your breakfast.
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal — trust-busted and trail-proven.
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required, only suds and steam.
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) — charge uphill without spilling a drop.
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm and ready for action.
Care Instructions
Clean it as I’d polish the presidential seal: warm water, a firm scrub, and a square deal of soap.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
