Briefed and Bottled Up - KJP

Sip with confidence, clarity, and a hint of confusion. This 11oz ceramic marvel is your go-to when you want to dodge questions, pivot gracefully, or repeat a talking point for the fourth time without blinking. It's the mug I reach for every morning after briefing the dog and before briefing the press — same energy, different barks.

It holds hot coffee and hotter takes. Just remember, if it gets too steamy, I'll refer you to the Office of Mug Affairs.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions: Handle with care, like I do a Friday press briefing: cautiously and with decaf.