Listen, I didn’t become Brick Suit Guy by blending in. I became a walking talking reminder that sometimes you have to show up dressed like a border wall and let the cameras do the rest. This 11oz mug is the official hydration station for people who like their coffee hot and their symbolism louder.
Take a sip, stare into the middle distance, and feel that sweet “I’m right and I brought props” confidence. Warning: may cause spontaneous thumbs-ups and an irresistible urge to say “brick by brick” like it’s a strategy.
Product Features (in my voice):
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners
Care: Clean it like you’d clean up my outfit after a rally: warm water, soap, and zero regrets.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
