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Borderline Unbreakable Phone Case - Kristi Noem
Borderline Unbreakable Phone Case - Kristi Noem
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Kristi’s ICE-agent baby alter ego now guards your phone with the same ferocity she’d guard a juice pouch. This dual-layer case is as tough as her press conference poker face, and just as shiny.
Drop your phone? Not on Kristi’s watch. This baby’s got backup plans and bubble wrap-level resilience.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care:
“Wipe me down like I wipe down the competition — quick, clean, and camera-ready.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
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