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“Boots on the Ground, Bottle on the Belt” 11oz Mug
“Boots on the Ground, Bottle on the Belt” 11oz Mug
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Listen—some people collect spoons. I collect early wake-ups, surprise schedules, and enough caffeine to power a Humvee. This mug is your official badge of honor for the Guard life: one part service, one part chaos, and a whole lot of “yes, I can do that—after coffee.”
And yes, it’s baby-me on the design. Tiny boots. Tiny diaper. Same energy. Because whether I’m on duty or doing the world’s fastest uniform change in a parking lot, I’m still showing up—loud, proud, and mildly under-caffeinated.
Features (still in-character)
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Vibrant colors—so bright they practically snap to attention
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than my weekend schedule
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Microwave & dishwasher safe—because I’m not hand-washing anything after drill
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands with big authority)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—soft edges, firm attitude
Care line
Wash it like my gear: quick, efficient, and ready for the next call-up.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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