I’ve prescribed a lot of routines, but this one’s simple: hydrate your hustle with an 11oz dose of me. This mug is a morning ritual, a collectible, and a conversation starter—like my show, but with less commercial breaks and more caffeine. Display it on your desk and feel your productivity stabilize as if guided by a soothing daytime TV monologue.
When the discourse gets spicy, sip serenely. If anyone questions your taste, just say, “Doctor’s orders.” It’s the only cup that makes crudités pair perfectly with coffee. You’re welcome.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands...but don't let them really have it because it's breakable and the contents are probably hot!)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Clean it like I clean my talking points: warm water, mild soap, and a very confident rinse.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
