Start your morning like I start mine: loud, unfiltered, and strong enough to wake Congress. This mug isn’t just ceramic — it’s a battle cry for every unhinged idea I’ve ever tweeted at 2 AM. Sip your coffee while knowing you’re holding something just as durable and unpredictable as me.
Plus, every time you raise this mug to your lips, you’ll feel the power of a thousand conspiracy theories swirling in your cup. Go ahead, caffeinate and dominate.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
“Wash it like you’d clean up fake news — hot water, strong spin, and a little righteous fury.”
