Look, I don’t mess around with little mugs. I drink my coffee like I run my campaign — oversized, straightforward, and with zero regard for dress codes. This 11oz baby-faced masterpiece is like me: solid, unpretentious, and somehow both scruffy and adorable.
You’ll sip from this mug and instantly feel 12% more Pennsylvanian. Or maybe that’s just the caffeine. Either way, you’ll love it — because nothing screams “working class hero” like drinking coffee from a baby version of me wearing Carhartt.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions: “Wash it like I dress: simple, no fuss, and with a hoodie on standby.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
