Look at this mug. Strong. Solid. Reliable. Just like me—only in ceramic form. Fill it up with coffee, sweet tea, or whatever keeps you fired up enough to nod along when I start talking about the Constitution at length. It's more than a mug. It's a statement: you take your caffeine as seriously as your convictions.
And sure, the handle's big enough for grown-up hands, but hey—tiny baby hands look just as strong holding it. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)…but don't give them to babies because I'm breakable and the contents of this mug are probably very hot
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions: Scrub me like you scrub your search history: warm water, soap, no witnesses.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
