This isn’t just a mug — it’s a mission statement. I’ve spent a career building walls taller than your average toddler’s crib rails, and now you can sip your morning coffee with the same authority. One hand on the handle, one eye on the border. That’s how a true czar starts the day.
And let’s be real: nothing says “I patrol harder than I nap” like drinking out of a mug with my baby face on it. Use it proudly — it’s tough, microwave-safe, and more reliable than Congress.
Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care: Clean it like I clean up border security briefings: strong soap, no loopholes.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
