I gave a speech at Quantico and suddenly "Bearded Nordic pagans" was the only thing anyone remembered. So here it is, officially weaponized in ceramic. This 11oz Battle Brew Mug is for warriors who prefer their coffee strong, their country sovereign, and their generals slightly uncomfortable. Every sip is a reminder that softness is for throw pillows, not foreign policy.
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Park this on your desk, in the barracks, or in that sad cubicle you're secretly turning into a war room. When people ask what it means, just smile and say, "You had to be at Quantico." It is bold, a little unhinged, and just self-aware enough to be funny. Just like the guy they keep inviting back on TV.
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Product Features (in Pete mode):
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues and battle reds
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave and dishwasher safe, no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)…but don't give them to babies because I'm breakable and the contents of this mug are probably very hot
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners, like my policies, soft at the edges and firm at the core
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Care Instructions:
Clean it like you'd debrief a mission, hot water, a little soap, and no unnecessary drama.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
