Baby’s First Primary Source Mug - Naomi Wolf

This isn’t just an 11oz mug; it’s a morning briefing with rounded corners. Sip your coffee and prepare to interrogate reality while a cherubic, diaper-clad me side-eyes your headlines. It’s the vessel for citizens who prefer their caffeine with citations and their foam with footnotes.

Cradle it like a report, raise it like a point of order, and clink it like a gavel. If anyone asks why your mug is a baby version of me, simply say: “Because truth is born fresh every morning.”

Product Features

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my principles, soft yet firm

Care Instructions

Clean it like you’d clean up a messy narrative: warm water, soap, and a calmly worded clarification.