This isn’t just an 11oz mug; it’s a morning briefing with rounded corners. Sip your coffee and prepare to interrogate reality while a cherubic, diaper-clad me side-eyes your headlines. It’s the vessel for citizens who prefer their caffeine with citations and their foam with footnotes.
Cradle it like a report, raise it like a point of order, and clink it like a gavel. If anyone asks why your mug is a baby version of me, simply say: “Because truth is born fresh every morning.”
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my principles, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Clean it like you’d clean up a messy narrative: warm water, soap, and a calmly worded clarification.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
