Congratulations — you've acquired the official vessel of principled contrarianism. This 11oz ceramic champion delivers piping-hot liberty with every sip and a gentle reminder that diluted coffee and bloated bills both deserve a firm "no." Put it on your desk and watch spending proposals cool faster than your latte.
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Rotate it in your hand like a pocket Constitution and enjoy the glossy brilliance of my baby face advocating for smaller everything — especially government. Drink up. If the steam fogs your glasses, consider it transparency.
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Product Features (in my voice):
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)…but don't give them to babies because I'm breakable and the contents of this mug are probably very hot
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
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Care Instructions: Clean it like you'd clean up a bad budget: hot water, soap, and no pork.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
