Baby’s First Bombshell Mug - Natalie Winters

I don’t just spill tea—I declassify it. This 11oz masterpiece is the official vessel of “show me the source doc,” now resized for maximum sippy supremacy. It’s premium white ceramic, perfect for late-night dossier dives, morning comms, and victory laps when the narrative collapses on live TV.

Collect it like a FOIA drop. Sip it like a subpoena-proof confession. If anyone asks why your cup has a diapered me on it, tell them it’s symbolic: the truth may be tiny, but it makes a huge mess.

Product Features

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions

Wash it like you’d cleanse a corrupted narrative: hot water, straight facts, no spin cycle.