I don’t just spill tea—I declassify it. This 11oz masterpiece is the official vessel of “show me the source doc,” now resized for maximum sippy supremacy. It’s premium white ceramic, perfect for late-night dossier dives, morning comms, and victory laps when the narrative collapses on live TV.
Collect it like a FOIA drop. Sip it like a subpoena-proof confession. If anyone asks why your cup has a diapered me on it, tell them it’s symbolic: the truth may be tiny, but it makes a huge mess.
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Wash it like you’d cleanse a corrupted narrative: hot water, straight facts, no spin cycle.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
