“Baby Ron’s Swamp Escape Plan” - Ron DeSantis

Stick me anywhere—laptop, water bottle, or your neighbor’s Prius—and watch as Baby Ron rides his diaper-powered gator into the sunset. This sticker is basically a campaign ad, except shinier and 100% less awkward than my smile on the debate stage.

Every peel and stick is a bold declaration: “Yes, I want my fridge, laptop, or political binder to look like a Floridian fever dream.” It’s weatherproof, so it’ll survive the hurricane of public opinion, just like me.

Features:

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I wipe out Disney’s legal team—firmly, and with zero hesitation.”