Stick me anywhere—laptop, water bottle, or your neighbor’s Prius—and watch as Baby Ron rides his diaper-powered gator into the sunset. This sticker is basically a campaign ad, except shinier and 100% less awkward than my smile on the debate stage.
Every peel and stick is a bold declaration: “Yes, I want my fridge, laptop, or political binder to look like a Floridian fever dream.” It’s weatherproof, so it’ll survive the hurricane of public opinion, just like me.
Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I wipe out Disney’s legal team—firmly, and with zero hesitation.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
