I’m Doug — pint-sized, prairie-raised, and now cradling the nation’s public lands like a freshly issued park pass. This 11oz mug is the official vessel of early risers, trail blazers, and spreadsheet lovers who measure their coffee in acre-feet. Consider it a commemorative cup for the day America said, “Sure, let the quiet guy with a billion acres run the nursery.”
Sip with confidence. Whether you’re overseeing a campsite, a committee, or a chaos diaper, this is your steady-hand-on-the-thermos moment. One mug, many uses: caffeine, consensus, and the occasional victory lap around the kitchen island. Boom — that’s public–private partnership.
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)...but don't give to real babies. I'm breakable and my contents are probably very hot!
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Clean it like I clean up a land-use briefing: warm water, a little soap, and decisive action.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
