Listen folks, even as a baby Federal Reserve Chairman, I know the importance of proper monetary policy - starting with my morning coffee policy. This premium mug holds exactly the right amount of caffeine to fuel sound economic decisions, though I admit my adult self might have been a bit too eager to please everyone on both sides of the aisle. At least as a baby, my flip-flopping looks adorable instead of politically calculated.
Product Features
Holds 11oz of liquid assets (coffee preferred over quantitative easing)
Microwave and dishwasher safe, unlike my controversial Fed nomination
High-quality ceramic construction that won't crack under pressure (unlike me)
Perfect gift for economists who remember when I withdrew my name
Baby Kevin's pacifier doubles as a tiny interest rate indicator
Care: Hand wash gently - this baby Fed chair needs careful handling, just like monetary policy
