Stick with me — literally. This glossy Kash Patel sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, or slapping on the fridge next to your expired “Deep State” theories. I may not have an FBI badge, but now you can carry my baby face wherever you go.
And remember, once this sticker is on, it doesn’t come off easy — much like me on a cable news segment.
Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish brighter than my career pivots
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One size fits all
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Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or conspiracy binders
Care Instructions:
“Wipe it clean like you’d wipe my name from a government org chart.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
