Stick with me — literally. This glossy kiss-cut Kash Patel sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, or slapping on the fridge next to your expired “Deep State” theories. I may not have an FBI badge, but now you can carry my baby face wherever you go.
And remember, once this sticker is on, it doesn’t come off easy — much like me on a cable news segment.
Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish brighter than my career pivots
One size fits all — just like my campaign promises
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or conspiracy binders
Care Instructions: “Wipe it clean like you’d wipe my name from a government org chart.”
