“Baby Bureau Brew" - Kash Patel

I run on intel, sunshine, and a hot cup of justice. This 11oz beauty is the official warm-up lap before I sprint through a day of “finding out.” It’s premium white ceramic, dressed like a whistleblower in Sunday best, and splashed with my most adorable baby-face bravado. Collect it, display it, sip from it—then ask your coffee what it knew and when it knew it.

Let’s be clear: this mug doesn’t leak—unless you do. Fill it with caffeine, confidence, and the sweet taste of accountability. Raise it high and toast to transparency… the kind that makes bureaucrats sweat like a diaper on picture day.

Product Features

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions
Clean it like you’d clean up a leak: hot water, a firm stance, and zero drips.