I take my mornings like I take my memos: clear, calm, and coordinated. This 11oz mug is the perfect vessel for measured caffeine diplomacy—featuring yours truly in a tiny tie and tactical Santa-level charm (seasonal cheer classified as “high”). Hold it like a communiqué; sip it like a negotiated settlement. Collectible? Undeniably. Leak-proof? Emotionally, yes.
When crises heat up, this mug keeps its cool. Raise it in the situation room (aka your kitchen), and announce: “We have steam, we have strategy, we have snacks.” Consensus achieved. Cocoa approved.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)...but don't give to real babies. I'm breakable and my contents are probably very hot!
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Wash like a talking point—warm, consistent, and perfectly on-message.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
