“Baby Barrister Brew Cup” - The Jamie Raskin Mug

Fellow constitution-lovers, behold the pint-sized powerhouse that is me—now immortalized on an 11-ounce mug. Cradle my cherubic cheeks while you cradle your morning coffee, and feel the Founders’ wisdom (and a hint of warm caffeine) course through your veins. Yes, that’s powdered wig-level gravitas paired with baby rattle charm.

Sip to the last drop and you might just hear a tiny gavel clang: order in the playpen! Whether you’re prepping opening arguments or simply opening emails, this mug reminds you that democracy—and espresso—never sleep.

Product Features (in baby-Jamie’s voice):

• Vibrant colors to highlight my infant-fresh optimism for the Republic

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than any budget reconciliation brouhaha

• Microwave & dishwasher safe—no subpoenas (or hand-washing filibusters) required

• Large handle for strong grips—or constitutional scholars with tiny baby hands

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—soft on the eye, firm on the facts

Care Instructions
Clean it like you’d tidy up a congressional hearing: warm water, gentle soap, minimal theatrics.