Fellow constitution-lovers, behold the pint-sized powerhouse that is me—now immortalized on an 11-ounce mug. Cradle my cherubic cheeks while you cradle your morning coffee, and feel the Founders' wisdom (and a hint of warm caffeine) course through your veins. Yes, that's powdered wig-level gravitas paired with baby rattle charm.
Sip to the last drop and you might just hear a tiny gavel clang: order in the playpen! Whether you're prepping opening arguments or simply opening emails, this mug reminds you that democracy—and espresso—never sleep.
Product Features (in baby-Jamie's voice):
Vibrant colors to highlight my infant-fresh optimism for the Republic
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than any budget reconciliation brouhaha
Microwave & dishwasher safe—no subpoenas (or hand-washing filibusters) required
Large handle for strong grips—or constitutional scholars
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—soft on the eye, firm on the facts
Care Instructions
Clean it like you'd tidy up a congressional hearing: warm water, gentle soap, minimal theatrics.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
