Friends, this isn’t just a mug—it’s a tiny, diapered symbol of Minnesota-level accountability. One sip at a time, you can stare destiny in the face (or at least your inbox) and say, “I’m ready to enforce the law… and also maybe take a nap.”
And yes, it’s me as a baby. Because even when I’m small, I’m still showing up for the people—especially the people who need caffeine to survive group chats, committee meetings, and the existential dread of “Reply All.”
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instruction
Wash it like you’d wash a corporate excuse: hot water, soap, and zero special treatment.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
