Yes, I’m sipping freedom—11 ounces at a time. This mug is the filibuster of your morning routine: steady, principled, and not leaving the floor until the caffeine clause is satisfied. Put it on your desk and watch bureaucrats tremble as you deregulate your breakfast.
And if anyone asks why a grown adult drinks from a baby-faced mug, remind them: it’s not about age—it’s about liberty. I drink black coffee, because cream feels like federal overreach.
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Clean it like you’d clean up my budget proposals: straightforward, transparent, and with zero unnecessary spending—warm water and mild soap.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
