Put Baby Nadler on your fridge and witness the gravitational pull of snacks and subpoenas. This cut-out magnet clings like a well-argued closing statement — measured, firm, and impossible to ignore when you’re reaching for leftovers.
From midnight snacks to morning talking points, consider this the strong, silent member of your kitchen caucus. It doesn’t grandstand; it just holds the line — and your takeout menus.
Product Features (in my voice):
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instruction: Treat it like a well-kept record — wipe gently with a damp cloth, no filibustering.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
