Behold the magnetic pull of due process. This cut-out baby-Schiff snaps onto fridges and filing cabinets like a headline on a breaking chyron. Park your reminders beneath a relentless gaze that whispers, “Did you verify the source?”
Each glance is a gentle subpoena to your better angels. Groceries, deadlines, receipts—organized, secured, and mildly cross-examined. That’s what I call fridge oversight.
Product Features (in my voice)
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instruction
Polish like reputational rehab: soft cloth, short statements, no evasions.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
