“Ask Not What This Mug Can Do For You…” - JFK

This isn’t just a coffee mug—it’s a presidential moment in ceramic form. Baby JFK, chubby cheeks and all, stares out with the confidence of a leader who knows exactly how you take your coffee (cream, no communism). It’s a symbol of style, optimism, and a little splash of historical charm.

Sip from it like you’re riding in a convertible with destiny. Every time you take a swig, remember: “Ask not what your caffeine can do for you—ask what you can do with more caffeine.”

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:

“Wash me like a moon landing—gentle, thorough, and with great fanfare.”