Supporter, allow me—your friendly neighborhood constitutional nerd—to present the official Baby Jamie Raskin mug: a compact vessel for enormous principles and even bigger caffeine. It’s a tiny portrait of statesmanship in a onesie, engineered to uphold your morning routine with the full faith and credit of good coffee. Consider it a daily affirmation that rule of law pairs magnificently with a splash of cream.
And yes, it’s satire you can sip: a cheerful reminder that even the fiercest cross-examination deserves a coffee break. Raise it proudly between emails, hearings, and heroic acts of inbox management. Because sometimes the most persuasive argument is a refill.
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions Rinse it like you’d rebut a bad take: hot water, steady logic, then back to the chamber.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
