Article I, Section Fun — 11oz Mug - Jamie Raskin

Supporter, allow me—your friendly neighborhood constitutional nerd—to present the official Baby Jamie Raskin mug: a compact vessel for enormous principles and even bigger caffeine. It’s a tiny portrait of statesmanship in a onesie, engineered to uphold your morning routine with the full faith and credit of good coffee. Consider it a daily affirmation that rule of law pairs magnificently with a splash of cream.

And yes, it’s satire you can sip: a cheerful reminder that even the fiercest cross-examination deserves a coffee break. Raise it proudly between emails, hearings, and heroic acts of inbox management. Because sometimes the most persuasive argument is a refill.

Product Features

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions
Rinse it like you’d rebut a bad take: hot water, steady logic, then back to the chamber.