Let’s face it — you’re not just protecting your phone, you’re making a statement. And that statement is: “Yes, this is a powdered-wigged infant with 18th-century gravitas, and no, I will not explain further.” Featuring my rosy little founding face straight off the hundred-dollar bill, this case is as iconic as the phrase that bears my name.
Wrapped in full 3D glory and guarded with dual-layer defense, it’s built tougher than my streetlight patents. Whether you’re texting, tweeting, or trying to invent electricity again, this case will cling like legacy — and maybe even make you a little smarter by osmosis.
Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — from wig tip to baby lip
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UV protection, because my image belongs in sunlight and history books
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Durable outer shell tougher than my negotiation tactics in Paris
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotionally unstable group chats
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe it down like a $100 idea — carefully, smugly, and with great personal satisfaction.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
