Let’s face it — you’re not just protecting your phone, you’re making a statement. And that statement is: “Yes, this is a powdered-wigged infant with 18th-century gravitas, and no, I will not explain further.” Featuring my rosy little founding face straight off the hundred-dollar bill, this case is as iconic as the phrase that bears my name.
Wrapped in full 3D glory and guarded with dual-layer defense, it’s built tougher than my streetlight patents. Whether you’re texting, tweeting, or trying to invent electricity again, this case will cling like legacy — and maybe even make you a little smarter by osmosis.
Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — from wig tip to baby lip
UV protection, because my image belongs in sunlight and history books
Durable outer shell tougher than my negotiation tactics in Paris
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotionally unstable group chats
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe it down like a $100 idea — carefully, smugly, and with great personal satisfaction.
