Collection: Some Assembly Required – Baby Politician Puzzle Collection
Putting the country back together, one ridiculous baby politician at a time.
The Some Assembly Required collection features jigsaw puzzles of real political figures, reimagined as babies mid-meltdown and mid-career crisis. No quotes. No context. Just oversized egos in undersized bodies, immortalized in crisp silhouette — waiting for you to piece them back together.
Whether you're avoiding the news or inviting the chaos, these puzzles are the perfect way to kill a few hours and your remaining faith in government.
☑️ Every Puzzle Includes:
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Babyfied silhouette of a real political figure (across the aisle and off their rocker)
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252 or 500 high-quality pieces — frustration not included, but heavily implied
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Glossy chipboard finish, because even dysfunction should look good
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Comes in a sturdy box, ideal for gifting or hiding under your desk
Perfect for political junkies, meme lords, or anyone who likes their satire in 500 confused little pieces.
Some assembly required. Competence not guaranteed.
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Peanut + Peace Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Jimmy Carter
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Pardon My Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Gerald R. Ford
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The Great Reconstruction Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Richard Nixon
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Great Society, Great Big Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Lyndon B. Johnson
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New Frontier Puzzle (520 Pieces) - John F. Kennedy
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The Sombreros Will Continue Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Hakeem Jeffries + Chuck Schumer
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Beardo Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Beardo
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“The Shoe-Dodge Shuffle” - George W. Bush Puzzle (520 Pieces)
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Chuck's Cheeseburger Puzzle (520 Pieces) - Chuck Schumer
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