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STRONG & STARCHY - Keir Starmer
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Trygg Kaffe, Sterk Stat - Jonas Gahr Støre
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Quietly In Charge. - Jared Kushner
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The Deal’s Still Hot - Steve Witkoff
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Article 5, But Make It Bottle-Fed. - Mark Rutte
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National Memory, Served Hot. - Karol Tadeusz Nawrocki
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Sip Like a Statesman - Alexander Stubb
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Dio, Patria, Caffè. - Giorgia Meloni
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Ordnung in a Mug - Chancellor Friedrich Merz
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STRONGMAN SIPPY CUP - Vladimir Putin
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Sticker of Record: Baby Bessent Approved Sticker - Scott Bessent
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Risk-On Baby Bessent: Morning Liquidity Injection Mug - Scott Bessent
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Command Center Mouse Pad: Click for the Revolution Mouse Pad - President of Venezuela Nicolás Maduro
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Miraflores Fridge Control: Baby Maduro Magnet - President of Venezuela Nicolás Maduro
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Tiny Mustache, Massive Mandate Sticker - President of Venezuela Nicolás Maduro
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Baby Maduro’s Bolivarian Brew - President of Venezuela Nicolás Maduro
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Presidential Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 Presidential Calendar — “Baby’s First Oval Office” Edition
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“Yes We Tan” Mug – Barack Obama
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Let 'er Rip Mouse Pad - Nancy Pelosi
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Mug - JD Vance
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Presidential Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump
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Still Here, Still Sippin’ Mug - Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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Let That Sink In Magnet - Elon Musk
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Make Christmas Great Again Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Four Score and Seven Sips Ago Mug - Abraham Lincoln
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Golden Frame Walk Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump + Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Stick It Like the Gipper Sticker - Ronald Reagan
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